Busy Google.RU Employees


- 162 meters of gray tape
- 45 lego pieces
- 32 sticks of plasticine
- 18 brushes
- 18 square meters of batten
- 12 cans of spray paint
- 10 liters of white paint
- 4 reams of paper
- 2 kilograms of millet porridge
- 1 printer
- 1 hair dryer
- 1 mop
- 1 saw

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Airport Security: “Please remove your nipple ring ma’am”


snake-nipple-ring-1280.jpgIn LA, California; a Texan woman was forced to remove her nipple ring with pliers to board her flight.

Why pliers? Apparently her nipple ring got stuck and she had to use the damn tools in order to get that nipple ring off.

TSA agents said that they felt there was something funny when her nipples emitted the “Beep”.

< What were they thinking .. a Jap sword between her boobs maybe?!>

The Irony:

She was allowed to board still wearing a belly button ring.

Source: (here)

 

There is no place like…


I saw a t-shirt (here) with this logo and I decided to brush up on my Photoshop skills and wallpaperize it ;)

“There’s no place like 127.0.0.1″. Feel free to use anywhere.

(IP v6 version coming soon)

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